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quagsire-used-charm: -insomniaticdreams: *dies of laughter*
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
willyoubeforevermine: honeyno: honeyno You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, who am I?” “I’m a unicorn.” LMFAO
When someone touches my phone
the-absolute-funniest: At first I’m like Then I remember something inappropriate in it And I’m like Follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog
bahahahaha to this song right.
wow, i can get sexual too. LAWLZ.
so my mom and i had a conversation yesterday.
about when the best times were to be pregnant. she said that being pregnant in the summer wasn’t that bad when she had me except she threw up a lot. i said that if i ever got pregnant i would want to get pregnant in july so i could have it in march. then i could be in the cute pregnant stage (not tiny bump but not super huge pregnant) during football season since i love to go to football...
you must be joking me.
yeah. that’s a joke.
i just told mom that i'm so tired of wearing...
i can't get over that look on adele's face.
those are the moments that i live to photograph. that one second where a person takes their guard down and you can see the raw emotion. i love it.
i miss night swims so much.
hurricainemj: jennrawwr: i really want to go tonight. but i don’t have anyone to go with. awesome. maybe i’ll go by myself. I’d go if I didn’t live 50 years away. :( you do live 50 years away from here. also where the eff have you been? i haven’t talked to you in forever.
i miss night swims so much.
i really want to go tonight. but i don’t have anyone to go with. awesome. maybe i’ll go by myself.
Putting your iPod on shuffle...
jagsrox: “Not this one.” “Or this one.” “Bingo.”
neonpinksunglasses: So I went and saw Something Borrowed today. And both of my friends liked it and I did too except for a couple of things. But I won’t share them here because it’d be spoilery. I liked this guy: He was the nerdy one, of course. My friends liked this guy: Maybe I didn’t like him because he was a jerk. But I didn’t even think he was that handsome. thank you! i hated the...
I hate Fred. He’s an ignorant slut.– Carlye
It called it grotesque! Okay. I’m not gonna lie. I have no idea what...– David
we just sang the degrassi theme song.
kill. us. all.
#rude going to bed.
That magical moment when Jim and Pam find out...
themockingjayssong: Tearing up. Don’t mind me. My heart is melting. one of the sweetest things ever. Jim cries. it’s so freaking cute. :)
I invented a device called “burger on-the-go.” It allows you to obtain six...– Dwight (via jonathonwelch)
You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.– Michael Scott (via wizard-swears)
I’ll never live up to my full potential.
in the worst way possible. ughhhhhhh.
That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye...
liveyoursexylife: ohhhh spongebob.