September 2011
August 2011
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"Stop just existing
and start to live your life.”
Told you this cd is amazing.
Beard Compliment Translations:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.” — I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?” — I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.” — I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.” — My pants are coming off.
I hope this is true :3
true facts. lol.
So my friend Adam has a CD out on iTunes....
and it is fantastic.
It’s extremely encouraging and uplifting.
Everyone should go download it.
It’s called Welcome to the Motion by Adam Sams.
My favorites are Foreigner which he wrote in Kenya and This Old House. You should at least go sample them on iTunes. They are amazing.
using a condom is the same thing as putting a...
ohhhhhhh, family guy. you are so funny.
my blog has become nothing but pictures.
except for right now.
right now it has become a few words.
why does that make me so sad?
it shouldn’t.
it really shouldn’t.
If your age is on the clock you're too young for...
leinylovessyou:
my reaction was the same as the baby!
I hate it when people incorrectly quote The...
*sigh*
I’m such a loser for knowing that the quote is incorrect in the first place.
i can't wait to get a new number
so that all of the unwanted text messages i am getting will stop.
Next time you tell a joke and no one laughs, say:
“I guess that joke was a lot like sex. I get it and you don’t”
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so many things i want to hate...
so little time.
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people who find me attractive:
tentaclegirl:
johnnycashed:
destroyer:
my mother
my grandmother
sexual predators
ugly people
12 year olds
sheep
• blackout drunk people • strippers at the club • and jesus christ our lord and savior
stalkers
that creepy waiter at my favorite sandwich shop
online stalkers
my cat
i really need to focus hardcore this semester.
I’m trying to get better at piano since I progressed so much over the summer.
I’m in Opera Ensemble this semester. I’ll be performing a German aria in October at our Oktoberfest concert.
Our choir is performing Vivaldi’s Gloria.
I have a new voice teacher who will actually push me to make myself better.
I will be in a school school observing again this semester.
I have...